- Never ordering a dessert, then eating mine
- Failing to grasp that she moults
- Never packing enough books, or even any books, for a holiday
- Refusing to offer an opinion when asked for one
- She’ll say: “I don’t mind, whatever you feel like.”
- Constantly saying, “The thing that women find most attractive in a man is a sense of humour”
- Giving up in the middle of every game
- Never being satisfied with a hotel room
- Thinking animals have feelings
- Always leaving some awful pop music station on top volume in the car when she was the last one to drive it
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