The Neta Awards 2010

The Neta Awards 2010: There’s got to be an easier way to get a dead credit, joked Michael Douglas at Golden Globes. He’d recovered from throat cancer and the audience was delighted to see him giving off the Best Motion Picture-Drama award. Actors compel organizers to get up with ever many original categories to reconcile them. Actresses move to fulfill for release. And organizers hope that renown guests who don’t get along are not sitting anywhere fill to a piece separate. It’s all retributory too some fun and intelligence channels can barely contain their upheaval. But since our politicians are opinion year long flavor of continual ingraft and lifeless posturing, here goes my angle for our hard-working politicians.

A Speech Therapist: This award goes to our Prime Minister Manmohan Singh. It was for the services of him to the unorthodox Australian Lionel Logue which helped King George VI to find his voice and lead England during the Second World War.

A Copy of Dome Over India: This award goes to Finance Minister Pranab Mukherjee. The volume on Rashtrapati Bhavan may forbear him get informed with what is possibly his prospective housing. He could borrow a simulate from Karan Singh who has been preparing to assail it for many eld now.

Free Dalit Stopover on Every Discovery of India Trip: This award goes to Congress General Secretary Rahul Gandhi to keep in touch with his future subjects. All five-star hotel conveniences should be limited to the “secret” trips to City and Author.

Back to School Pass: This award goes to multi-Union minister Kapil Sibal. It may change his calculations of the theoretic experience from the sale of 2G spectrum. My select of master? Why, Comptroller and Auditor General Vinod Rai.

A Mining Helmet: This award goes to Environment Minister Jairam Ramesh. To be worn while supervising the demolition of Adarsh Society in Mumbai.

Hearing Device: This award goes to Home Minister P. Chidambaram who is the only that focus “strains” of Rajiv Statesman from 25 years ago when fauna Rahul crosspiece at the Congress plenary term.

An Onionless Daily Diet: This award goes to Food and Agriculture Minister Sharad Pawar.

A Day Care Centre: This awarding goes to Tamil Nadu Gaffer Minister M. Karunanidhi, to meet his increasingly testy incubate. The organism lengthwise it? J. Jayalalithaa.

Free Day Pass for all Jailed MLAs: This award goes to Uttar Pradesh Chief Minister Mayawati for her habitual offenders in the party.

A Lifetime Supply of Rubber Chappals: This award goes to Railway Minister Mamata Banerjee, to help her outrun the 34-year-old CPI(M) rule in West Bengal.

Anti-Fainting Pills: This award goes to BJP President Nitin Gadkari to administer half-an-hour before every major speech.

An Airbrushing Artist: This award goes to the Gujarat Chief Minister Narendra Modi, to keep his image as Mr Development.

Parental Lock: This award goes to Karnataka Chief Minister B.S. Yeddyurappa, to keep the official residence out of bounds to his children.

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